THE HOW TO HANDLE TREVOR RANDELL RECIPE BOOK

O-M-G, Trevor?, Trevor? Trevor? Is it really you? And you’ve found Facebook. 

It is so exciting, Trevor- ‘the cook’. The last time I heard you were writing ‘Trevor’s Gourmet Guide to York (the fifty York restaurants for a Straight& Bi to try before they die).

There were fifty restaurant’s in York when you were a Councillor wasn’t there?

Regarding boxes of fact, I think it was a Wheaties Packet, not Kellogg’s box you should have alluded to? You really should remember, it may have been where you got your graduation certificate from, but then again, allegedly you are the Chef and should know what plastic ‘Muppet’ character it came with.

So what have you really been up to?  some paralegal work experience? “Does she want a lawsuit”? has that really exciting legalese zing to it.

However, “good luck with the Mad Woman” also has that wow, let’s talk to my lawyer, kinda feel.
Otherwise it’s who gives a rat’s ass about the on-line twittering of a Randell.

“The load of crap” you refer to-- is it what happens very soon after eating one of your perfectly prepared Fillet Mignon?

Then it is “they just get worse” Are you referring to your fellow councillors during those halcyon days when you came out into public office?  The time of “taken on notice” replies when no councillor knew the answers to any questions at council meetings.

 Or when vitriolic, misogynist attacks were launched at a fellow female council member?  Is this -when you first got to use the quintessentially quaint and nominally offensive nomenclature of, “Mad Woman”?

Let’s be honest here, Trev old boy, you were part of the ’Beyond your wildest Dreams Team’, the Shire Council that was robbed blind by a probable kleptomaniac, certainly not a mad woman.

In 2011, the Council’s excuse was ‘No member of the Visitor Centre Committee was qualified as an auditor and the Committee took the financial information presented at face value”.

This Committee included the President of the Shire of York, Pat Hooper, who was representing the Shire Council in the hope of protecting what CEO, Ray Hooper, lovingly called ‘municipal funds’, otherwise known as yours’ and my rates money. (You do own property in York, don’t you?)

In 2013, there were fits of incredulous laughter regarding the Shire of York’s municipal fund protection effort when it was mentioned at the Magistrate’s Court Sentencing Hearing.

Ray Hooper even sent a letter to the Court saying the poor lamb may have been enticed to steal by those incompetent Committee people. Unfortunately his Shire President and his Deputy CEO were both on that crime friendly committee.)

It was well known, by the Court, and most others that the alleged kleptomaniac had already done the time for the same type of crime and it was considered that putting money in front of her was like giving an arsonist a matchbox.

So Trevor, why don’t you do something good for the York community and fill your Facebook page with all the fantastic stuff you did for your community while you were a Councillor. It shouldn’t take you very long.

Oh! And Dear Trevor, you have every right to gaily flaunt your opinions in public, along as they are clean, not mean and have a reasonable element of truth to them.