Shire of York

Shire of York

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

WARRANTS OUT FOR SHIRE OF YORK BLOGSPOT

Plumridge, Taylor and Anonymous wanted for questioning, say police

Early this morning police searched an address in Alexander Heights for materials connected with the notorious Shire of York Blogspot. 

They also had a warrant for the arrest of the so-called ‘Blogmaster’, a mysterious figure accused of starting the blog last year by posting on the Internet a stolen copy of the suppressed Fitz Gerald Report.

Police seized a laptop and took into custody an elderly bearded man they strongly suspected of dyeing his hair.  They also found a number of credit cards and two tickets for a cruise around Tasmania.

Later, at a hastily convened media conference, Inspector Jacob ‘Sausage’ Wurst of Special Branch told reporters police were not certain they had arrested the right man. 

‘He’s just a harmless old chap who keeps saying he’s the king of York,’ said Inspector Wurst.  ‘He was wearing green pyjamas decorated with yellow bananas when we apprehended him, so at first we took him for an Indonesian plant.’

Inspector Wurst said their search for the Blogmaster would continue, ‘for years if necessary’.  Meanwhile, warrants had been issued for the arrest of arch-bloggers David Taylor and James Plumridge for articles defaming a state government minister, two local politicians and senior members of the Department of Local Government and Communities.

‘Plumridge isn’t likely to give trouble if caught, though he might try to knock us down with a well-aimed bit of poetry,’ said the Inspector.  ‘But that Taylor fellow is a different kettle of fish.  Members of the public are warned not to approach him.  He’s a menace to all right-thinking people, especially bureaucrats and politicians.’

Responding to questions, Inspector Wurst admitted that some of his officers had been directed to investigate a frequent poster on the blog who goes under the name of Anonymous. 

‘Right now we haven’t a clue who he is or where he lives,’ said the Inspector.  ‘He’s a master of disguise. But we’ll find him, never fear.  And when we do, we’ll pounce.  It’s high time we put a stop to his capers.  He’s even worse than Plumridge and Taylor, if that’s possible.

We got Bill Posters in the end, so Anonymous should be a pushover.’


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5 comments:

  1. Its good to have a sense of humour, we need more of it.

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    1. Crikey, are you saying it's a joke? I've been in hiding all day!

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    2. Darlene Barratt1 April 2015 at 05:33

      PMSL, that and the Town Hall being demolished and the Swing Bridge being swapped for a couple of Swans. I actually thought I heard you today Sir Plumridge screaming from the top of Mount Bakewell while paragliding of into the sunset " YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE "

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  2. You did, Darlene, and they didn't. Today, I waltz back to the billabong!

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